Top Ten Fictional Characters I Have Definitely Fancied

Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by a blog called The Broke and the Bookish (yep, and…yep.) They’re cool. Check ‘em out. This week’s topic is courtesy of a text conversation with Glinda: top ten fictional characters I have definitely fancied.

1. Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing. This is sort of weird because my little brother just played Benedick (to rave reviews, might I add), but come on. He’s by far the bravest, funniest, most in-touch-with-his-feelings man Shakespeare ever wrote. Also, young Kenneth Branagh. Awwww.

2. Lord Peter Wimsey, of the Lord Peter Wimsey Mysteries. Urbane, witty, and owner of a landed estate. Also married to Harriet Vane, so two for one, really. (Nb: no actor has ever successfully portrayed this character. All have fallen short.)

3. Hotspur (Harry Percy), from Henry IV pt 1. Another Shakespearean! I love Hotspur’s banter with Lady Percy, his general liveliness, the fact that he obviously adores her and yet also has a certain amount of drive and initiative… Shame he dies, in the end.

4. Levin, from Anna Karenina. There’s just something about a guy who knows how to scythe, I’m sorry. (Lookin’ at you, Poldark.) Also, Levin proposes to his wife by way of the nineteenth-century Russian version of Scrabble, which is pretty much the best thing anyone’s ever done.

5. Jason Compson, from The Sound and the Fury. Sure, he’s a mean alcoholic, but I bet he’d be great in bed. Gotta have an emotionally compromised Southern boy on this list.

6. Madame Goesler, from the Palliser series by Anthony Trollope. One of the few women in this series who manages to make her own way in the world. Her first marriage (to a wealthy old European who then dies) sets her up for life, and she refuses to take advantage of the decrepit Duke of Omnium by marrying him before his death, so she’s got a moral compass. She’s also, obviously, incredibly sexy.

7. Byron Bunch, from Light In August. Byron is not incredibly sexy. He’s about as workaday as you get. But he’s a good, sweet, simple man, and he loves sweet, simple Lena, and sometimes that’s all you need to know about someone.

8. Iago, from Othello. Look, I’m sorry about this, but you know it’s true: inexplicable malevolence is hot. End of.

9. Jonathan Strange, from Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. For his insouciance, and for his insane natural talent. He’d get along well with Hotspur, I feel.

10. Angel Clare, from Tess of the D’Urbervilles. The original Nice Guy. Encounter him in your twenties and you won’t be impressed; encounter him for the first time as a fourteen-year-old and you will be smitten. Then, of course, you’ll be disappointed. At least he starts off well.

No Heathcliffs or Rochesters on this list! At least I appear to have a defined fictional type: clever, funny, sincere (despite the ability to wield irony), and (mostly) wealthy. Hmmm…

8 thoughts on “Top Ten Fictional Characters I Have Definitely Fancied

  1. I’m with you about Lord Peter Wimsey, but the man I’ve always thought would make the best husband (not so sure about fancying him, though) is Arthur Weasley. He is steady, a good father (note how Bill always defers to him) and clearly a very great wizard despite what the Ministry thinks of him. Definitely good husband material.

  2. I’m with you on Branagh/Benedick and Ross Poldark definitely, but I’d be happy to play at taming James Bond…

    1. Depends on which one–most of literary Bond gives me the skin-crawls, but obviously there is the Daniel Craig thing to consider!

  3. Another Alex who supports the Lord Peter choice! And no Heathcliffs or Rochesters for me either, nasty emotional abusers. I think my ultimate literary crushes have to be Faramir (Lord of the Rings), Gilbert Blyth (Anne of Green Gables) and Lymond (Lymond series by Dunnett).

    1. Oh my God, Faramir! How can I have forgotten? WOULD DO. Also, I’ve been told that Lymond is a lot like Thomas Cromwell in Wolf Hall, and Thomas Cromwell in Wolf Hall is basically my ideal man.

  4. I always loved Benedick, but I’ve recently seen some fantastic productions of Much Ado with really strong Claudios (including Joss Whedon’s wonderful 2013 film) so now he has competition.

    My new literary crush is from a different Russian classic (I got tired of Levin during the ‘happy-peasant’ harvest scenes). I recently read Oblomov as part of a Russian Reading project and I’m now completely in love with Stoltz!

    1. Ohhh, Claudio. Yeah, he’s cute too. But he’s quick to believe the worst of poor Hero, and Benedick wins out for being one of the few men in Shakespeare brave enough to acknowledge his love AND accept the autonomy of his chosen lady. It’s pretty unusual. As for the Russians: I’ve never read Oblomov, but now…

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